GNU -- G'no way...
Kevin M. Gleason
kgleason at ma.ultranet.com
Tue Feb 22 14:41:45 EST 2000
Just think how gramartarians would have fixed Toy R US.
Kevin
"John Chambers,,,781-647-1813" wrote:
> John Abreau wrote:
> > I was lecturing to my students yesterday and was asked 'what does GNU
> > stand for?'. My response was the standard line -- "Gnu Not Unix."
> > My English Majors (students) said, 'You cannot include the name of the
> > definition in the definition'.
> > I responded, "Programmers can...ever hear of recursion?"
> >
> > My question... was I being a smart S or a revolutionary? OR!! Am I wrong
> > entirely?
>
> Consider the source; the objection was from an English major, i.e. a
> Mundane. He's not one of us, so it's not surprising if he doesn't get it.
>
> My favorite has to do with commas and quotes. Due to typographic
> considerations, commas that functionally belong outside a set of quotes
> often get stuck inside quotes to make the printed output more visually
> appealing. English majors then declare that this is how it should be,
> regardless of how it mangles the parsing of a sentence, and will whine
> that it's wrong to put the comma outside where it really belongs, even
> when typography isn't an issue.
>
> One of my favorite rules of writing is:
>
> Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
>
> In any case, there is the definition from the original Hacker's
> Dictionary:
>
> recursion: n. See recursion.
>
> Methinks the problem is merely a student who is humor-impaired.
> So far, medical research doesn't seem to have come up with a
> treatment for this crippling disability.
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